Pathetetic Jokes

Geek humor sometimes make some sense, at other times is non-sense. Welcome to the world of pathetetic jokes. Some geeks, I must say, are expert at this art. Samples:

Papa tomato, mom tomato and baby tomato, are on their way to meet someone. Baby tomato is mischievious, naughtily lagging behind, doing zig-zags. Mom tomato turns back, mildly scolds baby tomato for walking on the road. Papa tomato, who's worried about being late, gets angry-red, turns with red fury, comes back with quick-steps, squeezes the baby-tomato hard and says
'Ketchup' ! (Catchup, you see)

Playful banter amidst two friends
Girl: You are so mean !
Geek says: " Which mean, arthimetic, geometric or harmonic !" And flees with Gigabit speed, since the friend is a mainframe with large (b)hand-width

Recently, we were talking while "Dance with Me" played (bad bad bad habit, to chatter during emotional scenes). I went "Why does everyone get hurt in love ?", My friend goes "Dude, it's a part and parcel of living, Everyone.." I interrupted "Nah re, it's because everyone falls in love, and in gravity".

Here are some more Geek Jokes (I found on net) if you have appetite for more.

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(Voluntary disclosure: The first pj was pirated and improvised. Half the title of this post was flicked from movie "Step Mom")