Begining Today, we will celebrate Geek-Week. We'll provide you with undercover details, which a geek guards ferociously, secretly encoded in cryptographic patterns in h(is)er geeky-brain.
A geek fantasizes about einstein, turing and bill-gates brains as ordinary people do about catherine-zeta-zones and brad-pitt and aishwarya-rai and shah-rukh-khan.
Every geek laughs at the idea of online-sex, but secretly believes and wishes, it were-will-be possible, in future.
True-Story: If a geek has Medical-Urgency(example acute chest-pain), (he) will Google up chest-pain, to find information about the problem.
A geek checks the gmail/hotmail/yahoo (oh yes, maintains all three atleast like an athlete maintains h(er) body), each twenty times a day. Plus the geek also explores the yahoogroups/google-groups/online-community accounts everyday and still manages to work/study !
If a geek says s(he) loves you like the comp, marry the geek, s(he) means it, s(he) can't live without a comp.
A geek contemplates about naming his(er) first baby, as Version 1.0, or Some-name.com.
A geek's idea of a romantic gift is a e-greeting, a bouqet developed in photo-shop, and a .com domain and
if the geek is more naughty, add porn-site addresses, logins and videos (ok, this is fiction)
If you think Geeks are foolish stupid nerdy geeky , welcome to the company, you are reading a Web Log.
And if you think Geeks are Cool, Well, if you are a girl, I am single and not dating :) (more serendipitous signs, single, not dating, and uses a blog to approach women. Though not all geek males do that; they never approach women !)
More Geekiness Tomorrow. Enjoy.
(Cautionary Warning: Some insights here might be pirated)
6 comments:
Hhahah. This was too good!
Ya ya I think Geeks are cool, how boring it is to look fashionable and be happening; every Tom, Dick, Harry and Gita, Sita,Mita can be and are that.
(And ahem, the "blog to approach women" funda might work if there are geeky women who read you. Take my words, tested and certified!!)
My friend, who said geeks are not fashionable and happening ! Look at Neo.
Neo who? Matrix Reeves?
I was only buying the traditional version of geeks, now I am buying yours!
Hhahah ok, but wait for that.
pirated or not who cares - amazingly entertaining. great (or do geeks say gr8)?
sagnik, thanks. keep visiting.
navin, you caught sthira right on.
sthira, I "concur" with navin
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