Weekend Bliss

Yay ! Finally a Holiday !!
This weekend I will wander in the streets of New York,
Take a ferry to the monument of freedom,
Meet old friends.

And for sillyness's sake here are some old pjs which I learnt anew

Q: B and D, always jog together, long and fast. D always sweats heavily, B never does. Why ?
A: Well, there is AC around B. mwhahahahaha.

Q: B and F are both critically injured. F will be saved, B might be not.
Why ?
A: There is GH (general hospital) near F.

Q: Why is Bombay Dying ?
A: Because Gwalior Sooting !

Q: What is the height of an average Indian
A: Duh.. Twice his half.

And for Star Wars fans Here is a cheap one
In the climaxes of climax, Master Jedi Obi-Van-Kanobi shouts to Aniken
"But You Were the Chosen One !", with a painful expression.
Q: What should have Aniken said ?
A: But you were Obi-One !