Silly Syndrome

Once my Mamaji were scolding my younger cousin.
He was in great anger, and he yelled "Kameen Ke Bacche",
My cousin replied "Aap hee Ka toh baccha hoon".

One day, dad scolds Simbu "Gadhe ki Aulaad !"
Couple of days later, Simbu has again been mischievous.
Dad goes "Sooar Ke Bacche !"
Simbu innocently asks, "Papa aapne animal kaise change kiya".

Simbu's mother "Shaitaan, aaj tujhe khana nahin milega !"
Simbu goes to Papa and says "Papa, aap pados wali aunty se shaadi kar loh. Main jab bhi jaata hoon unke yaahan, mujhe hamesha aacha khana khilateen hain"